Annoying list.
50 Little things that actually can annoy you during you sucky day.
1. When you wake up and realizes that its raining.
2. When you wake up and realizes that you are late.
3. When you almost killed yourself crossing the street (assuming you jaywalk), and the bus just drives away in front of your nose. (even more painful to the heart, if you could see that stupid bus driver uncle smirk, looking at you.)
4. When the red light never turns green but the bus is approaching the bus-stop.
5. When your train stuck at a station because of technical problem.
6. When the person sitting besides you in the bus, blasting away his/her techno songs like he/she is the only one on board (don't you just feel like you want to choke that stupid phone to his/her throat?)
7. When you arrive in the office sweaty.
8. When you just want to have a nice cup of coffee or tea to start your day, then you realize that the budget for your department has been cut off and no more complimentary beverages given.
9. When your boss decided (just to make things worst) to have another department meeting after office hour. On Friday night.
10. When your colleague just chuck another things to you because she/he said she/he needs to go take care of her/his broken nails.
11. When your office internet is down but the unforgiving customer/client/patient keep on calling every 5 minutes for you to check on his/her proposal that he/she sent via email last night. (They can't re-send via fax as their fax machines are down.)
12. When you forget to save your presentation but only realize it when you are in the meeting room.
13. When suddenly out of no where, a bunch of kids come to the office, (apparently they are the children of your client) and started to have a screaming competition. (The parents just love the kids voices, or their hearing has been impaired for excessive exposure to high pitch and high level of volumes).
14. When you are going to the top floor (rushing) by lift and the lift just stopped at every single level.
15. When you are going to the top floor (rushing) and this stupid little kid (with a deceiving cute face) pressed all of the floors button.
16. When that stupid little kid mom just smile and look up to you and say "isn't he/she adorable?" (yes, too adorable that I would like to put him/her on a swing and swing him/her to the next building. Without any safety belt or safety net).
17. When you are in a lift with a person who forgot to take his/her shower. Or simply has some problem with BO.
18. When your lift jammed and the lights went out.
19. When you're going out for lunch and your phone rings. Your client is on the way (he/she is over 3 hours late and didn't even bother to call before coming.)
20. When your pants/skirts tear right down in the middle when you bend to pick up some loose documents. (I know, I know, time to lose some pounds.)
21. When someone call-in asking for other department. When you tell him/her the right number to call back, he/she screams at you because he/she thought that he/she is king/queen. Just they are just plainly idiotic.
22. When you just realize that tomorrow is your annual leave, but then your boss sms-ed you saying you need to come back because not enough man power.
23. When your favorite handphone charm dropped from your phone without any particular reasons.
24. When someone commented that you are putting on weight.
25. When you are happily munching on your french fries but your lunch partner starts to strain all of the french fries excess oil with her/his tissue papers.
26. When your order tastes like it has been re-heated 1000 times.
27. When your favorite colleague told you she/he is leaving the company.
28. When a colleague screams at you for no reason. (the reason is she might be a bitch in the first place, but hey, I forgive but hard to forget).
29. When someone lied to you. And you found out about it but couldn't do anything because everybody else trusted him/her.
30. When your favorite top got stained from the Laksa that you ate during lunch hour but you didn't realize it until much later.
31. When your shoe-sole changes to "crocodile mouth".
32. When somebody called your direct line and thinking that it's an operator. ("Can you connect me to bla bla or to such and such?")
33. When your boss gives all of the nasty job to you because she is too busy forwarding not so important mails.
34. When your boss pretends to be busy when she/he actually is browsing through online shopping.
35. When you still have to smile to a full-of-nonsense people even though you are so pipping hot inside.
36. When your office air-con is malfunctioning and starting to blow hot air.
37. When you are having some quiet time in the loo and somebody called to ask for stupid questions.
38. When you are turning off your computer then someone called asking you to check your email because he/she just send another important emails.
39. When your boss suddenly give you additional task 5 minutes before your off time.
40. When you get splash by the road side water when you wait for the bus.
41. When your umbrella just fails to close when you are in the bus, subjecting you to become a total humiliating object.
42. When you are cramping in a totally full bus/train and the person next to you keeps on shoving you with his/her bag/back-pack/plastic bags.
43. When you are about to enjoy the songs in your mp3-phone but realized that the battery is flat.
44. When some of these youngsters trying to be funny by playing push-me-because-i'm-cute in a fully packed train/bus.
45. Same thing happens when a lovey-dovey couple starts their public display of affection in a fully packed bus/train. It's working days, people. Stop groping each other. Or you could at least do it in some private places, geez.
46. When you have to act nice to people after work. (Please understand that we are human, too. We can be nasty as well.)
47.When you are about to surf the net at home but realized that your internet connection is down.
48. When you are about to watch your favorite drama on tv but your parents want to watch the 10.30 news.
49. When some clients call you at 11.00 PM just to ask if you're going to be in the office the next day.
50. When you are trying to sleep but you can't because you're thinking about the amount of job for tomorrow.
1. When you wake up and realizes that its raining.
2. When you wake up and realizes that you are late.
3. When you almost killed yourself crossing the street (assuming you jaywalk), and the bus just drives away in front of your nose. (even more painful to the heart, if you could see that stupid bus driver uncle smirk, looking at you.)
4. When the red light never turns green but the bus is approaching the bus-stop.
5. When your train stuck at a station because of technical problem.
6. When the person sitting besides you in the bus, blasting away his/her techno songs like he/she is the only one on board (don't you just feel like you want to choke that stupid phone to his/her throat?)
7. When you arrive in the office sweaty.
8. When you just want to have a nice cup of coffee or tea to start your day, then you realize that the budget for your department has been cut off and no more complimentary beverages given.
9. When your boss decided (just to make things worst) to have another department meeting after office hour. On Friday night.
10. When your colleague just chuck another things to you because she/he said she/he needs to go take care of her/his broken nails.
11. When your office internet is down but the unforgiving customer/client/patient keep on calling every 5 minutes for you to check on his/her proposal that he/she sent via email last night. (They can't re-send via fax as their fax machines are down.)
12. When you forget to save your presentation but only realize it when you are in the meeting room.
13. When suddenly out of no where, a bunch of kids come to the office, (apparently they are the children of your client) and started to have a screaming competition. (The parents just love the kids voices, or their hearing has been impaired for excessive exposure to high pitch and high level of volumes).
14. When you are going to the top floor (rushing) by lift and the lift just stopped at every single level.
15. When you are going to the top floor (rushing) and this stupid little kid (with a deceiving cute face) pressed all of the floors button.
16. When that stupid little kid mom just smile and look up to you and say "isn't he/she adorable?" (yes, too adorable that I would like to put him/her on a swing and swing him/her to the next building. Without any safety belt or safety net).
17. When you are in a lift with a person who forgot to take his/her shower. Or simply has some problem with BO.
18. When your lift jammed and the lights went out.
19. When you're going out for lunch and your phone rings. Your client is on the way (he/she is over 3 hours late and didn't even bother to call before coming.)
20. When your pants/skirts tear right down in the middle when you bend to pick up some loose documents. (I know, I know, time to lose some pounds.)
21. When someone call-in asking for other department. When you tell him/her the right number to call back, he/she screams at you because he/she thought that he/she is king/queen. Just they are just plainly idiotic.
22. When you just realize that tomorrow is your annual leave, but then your boss sms-ed you saying you need to come back because not enough man power.
23. When your favorite handphone charm dropped from your phone without any particular reasons.
24. When someone commented that you are putting on weight.
25. When you are happily munching on your french fries but your lunch partner starts to strain all of the french fries excess oil with her/his tissue papers.
26. When your order tastes like it has been re-heated 1000 times.
27. When your favorite colleague told you she/he is leaving the company.
28. When a colleague screams at you for no reason. (the reason is she might be a bitch in the first place, but hey, I forgive but hard to forget).
29. When someone lied to you. And you found out about it but couldn't do anything because everybody else trusted him/her.
30. When your favorite top got stained from the Laksa that you ate during lunch hour but you didn't realize it until much later.
31. When your shoe-sole changes to "crocodile mouth".
32. When somebody called your direct line and thinking that it's an operator. ("Can you connect me to bla bla or to such and such?")
33. When your boss gives all of the nasty job to you because she is too busy forwarding not so important mails.
34. When your boss pretends to be busy when she/he actually is browsing through online shopping.
35. When you still have to smile to a full-of-nonsense people even though you are so pipping hot inside.
36. When your office air-con is malfunctioning and starting to blow hot air.
37. When you are having some quiet time in the loo and somebody called to ask for stupid questions.
38. When you are turning off your computer then someone called asking you to check your email because he/she just send another important emails.
39. When your boss suddenly give you additional task 5 minutes before your off time.
40. When you get splash by the road side water when you wait for the bus.
41. When your umbrella just fails to close when you are in the bus, subjecting you to become a total humiliating object.
42. When you are cramping in a totally full bus/train and the person next to you keeps on shoving you with his/her bag/back-pack/plastic bags.
43. When you are about to enjoy the songs in your mp3-phone but realized that the battery is flat.
44. When some of these youngsters trying to be funny by playing push-me-because-i'm-cute in a fully packed train/bus.
45. Same thing happens when a lovey-dovey couple starts their public display of affection in a fully packed bus/train. It's working days, people. Stop groping each other. Or you could at least do it in some private places, geez.
46. When you have to act nice to people after work. (Please understand that we are human, too. We can be nasty as well.)
47.When you are about to surf the net at home but realized that your internet connection is down.
48. When you are about to watch your favorite drama on tv but your parents want to watch the 10.30 news.
49. When some clients call you at 11.00 PM just to ask if you're going to be in the office the next day.
50. When you are trying to sleep but you can't because you're thinking about the amount of job for tomorrow.
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